Monday, a good day to get back into the swing of updating here!
The household is all a twitter because Thursday my NLIG (non lesbian internet girlfriend) and her two boys are coming up for a visit on. I�m in deep cleaning mode which is great because we only have about a month before we move the hell out of here so I might as well tackle it all now. Last night I put the doors back on the kitchen cupboards. It looks like a real kitchen again�a real ghetto kitchen�
Today I�ll probably tackle Chupies room and force her to try on all her clothes so I can get rid of everything that doesn�t fit. I have the damndest time trying to get pants that fit her. She�s got a tiny, tiny little waist and longish legs. Thankfully short season is coming up.
I started smoking again which is gross and disgusting and stupid and fills me with self-hatred.
Our website was hacked by someone claiming to be an Islamic extremist. I think it was just someone with too much time on their hands.
A few weeks back I went out for MartiniFunTime� with The Sister�. When she dropped me off my fancy new cell phone apparently fell out of my pocket. I didn�t realize this at the time. I had The Best Friend� call it�nothing. She called The Sister� to see if she had it�I though maybe I left it at the bar. Oh no. When I let the dog out I saw it sitting at the end of the driveway�where BD had run it over on his way to work. This is why I can�t have nice things people.
We bought Chupie this last week mostly for the harmonica. It was missing several pieces so I emailed the company and they replied in less than five minutes to tell me that they were FedExing the missing pieces the next day. Totally impressed with their customer service and they�re products are great too.
My agenda today consists of more cleaning, finalizing the menu for the week and figuring out how many bottles of Three Buck Chuck the NLIG and I will need for the weekend. I am also thinking about getting a haircut�like at a place that specializes in them rather than having The Sister� cut it in my bathroom. I�ve got this soccer mom/emo thing going on that just isn�t cool.
I�ve started taking fish oil capsules and while I highly recommend taking them, I have to caution you to NOT take them with coffee unless your favorite drink at Starbucks is a venti cod latte, no foam�or some such.
Well there you have it then. I�m off to see if I can talk the child into doing yoga before we start cleaning.
10:59 a.m. - 04.10.06