My darling daughter decided that 5:15 was an acceptable time to wake up this morning. After an hour of arguing with her I gave up and made breakfast. It�s not all bad though�I�m almost finished with the laundry and her room is almost clean. Of course she�s decided to throw a birthday party in the living room so now I have to re-clean that�ever see that picture of the two snakes eating each others tails? That�s motherhood for you.
Yesterday I finally cleaned the office. Actually I cleaned the office while a friend watched me on my web cam. Why? Because that�s how boring our lives are. All that�s really left to do in here is organize and start packing up my craft table.
The other night while we were grocery shopping I put two large bags of coffee in the cart. BD looked at me with that �Jeebus Criminy woman! How much coffee do you need and how much money do you plan on spending?� look. I explained that they were buy one get one free and they were normally $13 a piece so I was only paying $6.50 each so it was only $13�then he looked at me like I was a moron for explaining it.
Speaking of BD�a few weeks ago I was getting ready to go out with The Sister� for MartiniFunTime� and he asked me what time she was picking me up. I asked him �Why? You got some bitches coming over?� he replied, �No, but I got one leaving.� Love is�
I was going to get my hair cut today but I guess my guy is off this week so I�ll deal with the soccer mom/mushroom thing for another week. The NLIG is bringing me product so maybe I can work it into something that doesn�t look as stupid, but probably not.
I promised Chupie we would do our nails today so we can look pretty for the boys this weekend. Anytime she speaks about more than one boy she says �Those boys� like a little Priss. She kills me. Last night she had to call the MIL to tell her that we transferred the �caterpillars she bought into the butterfly house so they can turn into butterflies but she doesn�t have a butterfly net but that�s okay she can get one� She�s painfully articulate. I fully expect her to be smarter than me by next week.
In closing I�ll leave you with a picture of the princess herself complete with the bags under her eyes she inherited from both her parents:
Also-three updates in a row, like Woah.
8:56 a.m. - 04.12.06